to all our readers out there, we apologize for the SUPER long delay in between posts!
firstly, i would like to make some announcements.
the glkias are now currently studying in meridian jc, which means we will have even less time to update than before. we apologize.
we are now currently working on a (fictional and gl) story which we will post part by part over a period of time to sustain your interest, please visit often if at all!
this post was supposed to be written by emauz, but he's STILL being an ass and therefore i'm doing his dirty work for him.
alright, now that you know what we're up to, please visit for further updates! we will try to update as often as possible, but being in MuggerJC.. oops, i meant MeridianJC, we cannot promise updates as quickly as when we were in our prime. thank you!
yours GL-LY after three months of hiatus, JESSE.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Early Release!
ok as the title suggests. the song mad bird by jazzen lambird the paedo has been released early in the simon says music store. get your free copy here.
original - mad world - adam lambert
edited - mad bird - jazzen lambird
all around me are their pleading faces
worn out orifices, worn out faces
spraying stuff in some sad places
they're going nowhere, going nowhere
and my stuff is filling up their 'glasses'
no expression, no expression
hide my face i wanna drown them in it
no tomorrow, no tomorrow
and i find it kind of funny
dont find it kind of sad
the dreams in which im f$#*ing are the best i ever had
i find it hard to tell you
cos you'll find it hard to take
when it sprays in circles its a very very
mad bird, mad bird
children waiting for the day they feel good
happy birthday, happy birthday
made to feel the way that every child should
so violated, so violated
went to school and they were very nervous
please sir not me, please sir not me
hello teacher you'll be next on my list
run while you can, but you cant run
and i find it kind of funny
dont find it kind of sad
the dreams in which im f$#*ing are the best i ever had
i find it hard to tell you
cos you'll find it hard to take
when it sprays in circles its a very very
mad bird, mad bird
ok i will be opening a new section to put all the song parodies in. so please come back often yeah.
yours GL-LY while blah emauz blah mug blah, JESSE.
original - mad world - adam lambert
edited - mad bird - jazzen lambird
all around me are their pleading faces
worn out orifices, worn out faces
spraying stuff in some sad places
they're going nowhere, going nowhere
and my stuff is filling up their 'glasses'
no expression, no expression
hide my face i wanna drown them in it
no tomorrow, no tomorrow
and i find it kind of funny
dont find it kind of sad
the dreams in which im f$#*ing are the best i ever had
i find it hard to tell you
cos you'll find it hard to take
when it sprays in circles its a very very
mad bird, mad bird
children waiting for the day they feel good
happy birthday, happy birthday
made to feel the way that every child should
so violated, so violated
went to school and they were very nervous
please sir not me, please sir not me
hello teacher you'll be next on my list
run while you can, but you cant run
and i find it kind of funny
dont find it kind of sad
the dreams in which im f$#*ing are the best i ever had
i find it hard to tell you
cos you'll find it hard to take
when it sprays in circles its a very very
mad bird, mad bird
ok i will be opening a new section to put all the song parodies in. so please come back often yeah.
yours GL-LY while blah emauz blah mug blah, JESSE.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
O Level Stress Relief
just now as i was doing my stupid little bio tenyear series which i am going to burn on the 13th of november, i came across this really interesting question.
it was the one about the different colored lights and the rate of photosynthesis. you know the one where its fastest in red and blue light but slowest in green. anyway so here was the question.
what can you deduce about the rate of photosynthesis in different colored lights?
this one was easy. the hard one was.
what would happen if only green light reached the earth?
due to my really stressed out brain i had to think out of many answers to this one. therefore i wrote an essay for a two mark question.
answer was as follows -
if only green light reached the earth, we would not have such things as cones and rods in our eyes as we did not have to see in color as everything would be green or black to us. if that were the case, then the bio chapter on eyes in the textbook must be rewrote. and if only green light reached the earth, the plants would adapt and turn into some different color in order to photosynthesise. however if that were the case, the plants would no longer be green to us anymore but black as the light is absorbed by the plant. therefore, in the usa, mothers would not be telling their kids 'eat your greens' but 'eat your blacks' instead. if everything were green or black, there would be no such thing as rainbows and therefore half of the children's books out there would have to be recalled and burnt because there are no such things as rainbows anymore. even if there were, they would be green in color and we could not see them because only green light reached the earth. life would be extremely boring and monotonous and a little freaky because even the water we drink would look black, the food we eat would look black, and the computer you use would have a black screen. however, this would greatly solve the problem of racism in the world as there would be no such thing as black or white people. the adverse effect of this is that the hit song 'black or white' by michael jackson would never have come about and instead be replaced by 'green and loving it' or something like that. therefore, we must thank nature that not only green light reached the earth or we would all lead such boring lives and commit suicide in the end.
that was very fun.
yours Gl-LY-WHILE-IN-EMAUZ-MUG-MODE, JAZAE.
it was the one about the different colored lights and the rate of photosynthesis. you know the one where its fastest in red and blue light but slowest in green. anyway so here was the question.
what can you deduce about the rate of photosynthesis in different colored lights?
this one was easy. the hard one was.
what would happen if only green light reached the earth?
due to my really stressed out brain i had to think out of many answers to this one. therefore i wrote an essay for a two mark question.
answer was as follows -
if only green light reached the earth, we would not have such things as cones and rods in our eyes as we did not have to see in color as everything would be green or black to us. if that were the case, then the bio chapter on eyes in the textbook must be rewrote. and if only green light reached the earth, the plants would adapt and turn into some different color in order to photosynthesise. however if that were the case, the plants would no longer be green to us anymore but black as the light is absorbed by the plant. therefore, in the usa, mothers would not be telling their kids 'eat your greens' but 'eat your blacks' instead. if everything were green or black, there would be no such thing as rainbows and therefore half of the children's books out there would have to be recalled and burnt because there are no such things as rainbows anymore. even if there were, they would be green in color and we could not see them because only green light reached the earth. life would be extremely boring and monotonous and a little freaky because even the water we drink would look black, the food we eat would look black, and the computer you use would have a black screen. however, this would greatly solve the problem of racism in the world as there would be no such thing as black or white people. the adverse effect of this is that the hit song 'black or white' by michael jackson would never have come about and instead be replaced by 'green and loving it' or something like that. therefore, we must thank nature that not only green light reached the earth or we would all lead such boring lives and commit suicide in the end.
that was very fun.
yours Gl-LY-WHILE-IN-EMAUZ-MUG-MODE, JAZAE.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Announcements And Statements
ok i shall update.
as you can see from the title, we shall first make some announcements.
as of today, we are no longer ahs pupils.
there will be no updating until o levels is over as i am going to go into EMAUZ - MUG - MODE.
all sec4s are to go into EMAUZ - MUG - MODE too.
as for people who have no exams, GO AWAY. =D
as the GLKIAS are now in EMAUZ - MUG - MODE, please do not ask us to update or i will hit you over the top of your head with a durian.
we love jazzen. (heh)
yes, thats about it.
now for some statements.
today we had sec4 graduation ceremony. there are some things we can be happy about for it.
we have graduated from secondary school.
i will never have to hear 'tuck in your shirt' ever again.
no more homework.
no more nagging.
no more teachers. =D
YOURS GL-LY while #$*^%#$*&@^%*^$##*^@$%*@^#%$*&^#%$@*&^#%$^&%$*^@#%$*&%@^$*&%@#^$, JAZAE.
as you can see from the title, we shall first make some announcements.
as of today, we are no longer ahs pupils.
there will be no updating until o levels is over as i am going to go into EMAUZ - MUG - MODE.
all sec4s are to go into EMAUZ - MUG - MODE too.
as for people who have no exams, GO AWAY. =D
as the GLKIAS are now in EMAUZ - MUG - MODE, please do not ask us to update or i will hit you over the top of your head with a durian.
we love jazzen. (heh)
yes, thats about it.
now for some statements.
today we had sec4 graduation ceremony. there are some things we can be happy about for it.
we have graduated from secondary school.
i will never have to hear 'tuck in your shirt' ever again.
no more homework.
no more nagging.
no more teachers. =D
YOURS GL-LY while #$*^%#$*&@^%*^$##*^@$%*@^#%$*&^#%$@*&^#%$^&%$*^@#%$*&%@^$*&%@#^$, JAZAE.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
King Of The World
OK FINE. i shall update since people are asking me to update. while emauz is being a dick and studying too hard and.. you get the general idea.
what should i update about? since jazzen has asked me not to update about him i have lost my favorite blog topic. ah i know. i shall insult emauz since he doesnt even bother to read here nowadays. =P
imagine if one day emauz becomes ruler of all the world. as you know, all kings have a title. like king jazzen the flirtatious. oops. somewhere around there lo. so i shall now give some insight as to what emauz's title will be.
king emauz the..
study - er of all time
mugger of the universe
knowledgeable one
exalted know - it - all
amazingly smart
extremely clever
gl - like no other
mug face
smart aleck
pain in the butt
smartest in the world
big - brained
genius of the world
one who makes einstein seem as clever as jazzen (hee hee)
maybe we should give some titles to jazzen as well.
king jazzen the..
fruit eater
flirtatious
hot
sexy
one who thinks 30 girlfriends are not enough
horny
MOLED
delicious
petter
ramboer
oh - so - mature
fruit smoothie lover
most desirable
yeah. OH I MISSED OUT ONE MORE.
king jazzen the ERECTED. =D
oh forgive me your majesties. wahahahaha.
yours GL-LY-WHILE (blahblahblahblahblah), JESSE.
what should i update about? since jazzen has asked me not to update about him i have lost my favorite blog topic. ah i know. i shall insult emauz since he doesnt even bother to read here nowadays. =P
imagine if one day emauz becomes ruler of all the world. as you know, all kings have a title. like king jazzen the flirtatious. oops. somewhere around there lo. so i shall now give some insight as to what emauz's title will be.
king emauz the..
study - er of all time
mugger of the universe
knowledgeable one
exalted know - it - all
amazingly smart
extremely clever
gl - like no other
mug face
smart aleck
pain in the butt
smartest in the world
big - brained
genius of the world
one who makes einstein seem as clever as jazzen (hee hee)
maybe we should give some titles to jazzen as well.
king jazzen the..
fruit eater
flirtatious
hot
sexy
one who thinks 30 girlfriends are not enough
horny
MOLED
delicious
petter
ramboer
oh - so - mature
fruit smoothie lover
most desirable
yeah. OH I MISSED OUT ONE MORE.
king jazzen the ERECTED. =D
oh forgive me your majesties. wahahahaha.
yours GL-LY-WHILE (blahblahblahblahblah), JESSE.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Tell The Truth!
today i was feeling extremely gl. so i had a GL convo with kimberly who is not telling the truth.
kim is blah says:
blah
JESSE says:
u saying ur name?
kim is blah says:
no i'm not ;p
kim is blah says:
unfair guy
JESSE says:
yes you are
JESSE says:
you said 'blah'
kim is blah says:
yeah , i'm blah :D
JESSE says:
then when i ask if you saying your name you say you're not?
JESSE says:
is your name not or blah
JESSE says:
say properly leh
kim is blah says:
LOL
kim is blah says:
ya hor i said not
kim is blah says:
nope , i'm blah :D
kim is blah says:
kimberly blah
JESSE says:
no
JESSE says:
dont come and confuse people
JESSE says:
so your name is kimberly blah or not
kim is blah says:
kimberly blah :D
JESSE says:
so its not not lah
kim is blah says:
yesh
JESSE says:
are you telling the truth
kim is blah says:
yep
JESSE says:
OI
kim is blah says:
kimberly blah :D
JESSE says:
you say your name is kimberly blah
JESSE says:
den u now go change to telling the truth
JESSE says:
wad is tis
kim is blah says:
what are you talking
kim is blah says:
damn
JESSE says:
are you kimberly blah?
kim is blah says:
i am
JESSE says:
are you telling the truth?
kim is blah says:
yes
JESSE says:
so are you kimberly blah or telling the truth
kim is blah says:
oooh , i get it now
kim is blah says:
i am KIMBERLY BLAH
kim is blah says:
:D
JESSE says:
so are you telling the truth?
kim is blah says:
damn, how to answer
JESSE says:
yes or no
kim is blah says:
no
JESSE says:
den wad is your name
JESSE says:
liar
kim is blah says:
shut up you
JESSE says:
ok
JESSE says:
thank you for participating in my new blogpost
JESSE says:
=)
kim is blah says:
what the shit
kim is blah says:
...
hee hee. today is a good day.
therefore, YOURS GL-LY-WHILE-WAITING-FOR-THAT-DICK-EMAUZ-TO-UPDATE-SINCE-PRELIMS-ARE-OVER-AND-HE-SHOULD-BE-FREE-NOW-UNLESS-HE-IS-BEING-A-NERD-AND-ALREADY-PREPARING-FOR-O-LEVELS, JESSE.
kim is blah says:
blah
JESSE says:
u saying ur name?
kim is blah says:
no i'm not ;p
kim is blah says:
unfair guy
JESSE says:
yes you are
JESSE says:
you said 'blah'
kim is blah says:
yeah , i'm blah :D
JESSE says:
then when i ask if you saying your name you say you're not?
JESSE says:
is your name not or blah
JESSE says:
say properly leh
kim is blah says:
LOL
kim is blah says:
ya hor i said not
kim is blah says:
nope , i'm blah :D
kim is blah says:
kimberly blah
JESSE says:
no
JESSE says:
dont come and confuse people
JESSE says:
so your name is kimberly blah or not
kim is blah says:
kimberly blah :D
JESSE says:
so its not not lah
kim is blah says:
yesh
JESSE says:
are you telling the truth
kim is blah says:
yep
JESSE says:
OI
kim is blah says:
kimberly blah :D
JESSE says:
you say your name is kimberly blah
JESSE says:
den u now go change to telling the truth
JESSE says:
wad is tis
kim is blah says:
what are you talking
kim is blah says:
damn
JESSE says:
are you kimberly blah?
kim is blah says:
i am
JESSE says:
are you telling the truth?
kim is blah says:
yes
JESSE says:
so are you kimberly blah or telling the truth
kim is blah says:
oooh , i get it now
kim is blah says:
i am KIMBERLY BLAH
kim is blah says:
:D
JESSE says:
so are you telling the truth?
kim is blah says:
damn, how to answer
JESSE says:
yes or no
kim is blah says:
no
JESSE says:
den wad is your name
JESSE says:
liar
kim is blah says:
shut up you
JESSE says:
ok
JESSE says:
thank you for participating in my new blogpost
JESSE says:
=)
kim is blah says:
what the shit
kim is blah says:
...
hee hee. today is a good day.
therefore, YOURS GL-LY-WHILE-WAITING-FOR-THAT-DICK-EMAUZ-TO-UPDATE-SINCE-PRELIMS-ARE-OVER-AND-HE-SHOULD-BE-FREE-NOW-UNLESS-HE-IS-BEING-A-NERD-AND-ALREADY-PREPARING-FOR-O-LEVELS, JESSE.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Yet Another Parody
ok jazzen has bugged me to update about another song so i shall do it. time to feel stupid and lamed out once again..
i took a while to choose this song. because i just dont know what to use. so in the end its a parody.
original song - i'm yours by jason mraz
edited version - you're mine by JAZZEN mraz
Well i stuck IT in and i know that you felt IT
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that IT stood up
IT went through THE crack
And now IT'S trying to get back
Before the steam done run out
IT'll be giving you my bestest
Nothing's gonna stop IT but divine intervention
I reckon its again IT'S turn
To get in and come out
I wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
Well open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and feel IT
Open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and youll be free
Stuffed into your *ehm* make love love love
Listen to the moaning of the moment maybe moan with me
Our love peaceful melody
It's IT'S godforsaken right to make love love love love love
So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine
I've been way too long checking my thing in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see IT clearer
IT sprayed and fogged up the glass
So i drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i'm a saying is there aint no better reason
To rid yourself of virginity and go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Being a virgin is not cool
So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine
no prizes for guessing what jazzen's favorite thing is.
even more no prizes for guessing what IT is.
who asked you to ask me to update. your fault.
therefore YOURS Gl-LY-WHILE-EMAUZ-IS-STILL-BEING-A-DICK-AND-STUDYING-TOO-HARD-FOR-PRELIMS-AND-O'S-AND-GOD-KNOWS-WHAT, JESSE.
i took a while to choose this song. because i just dont know what to use. so in the end its a parody.
original song - i'm yours by jason mraz
edited version - you're mine by JAZZEN mraz
Well i stuck IT in and i know that you felt IT
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that IT stood up
IT went through THE crack
And now IT'S trying to get back
Before the steam done run out
IT'll be giving you my bestest
Nothing's gonna stop IT but divine intervention
I reckon its again IT'S turn
To get in and come out
I wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
Well open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and feel IT
Open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and youll be free
Stuffed into your *ehm* make love love love
Listen to the moaning of the moment maybe moan with me
Our love peaceful melody
It's IT'S godforsaken right to make love love love love love
So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine
I've been way too long checking my thing in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see IT clearer
IT sprayed and fogged up the glass
So i drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i'm a saying is there aint no better reason
To rid yourself of virginity and go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Being a virgin is not cool
So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine
no prizes for guessing what jazzen's favorite thing is.
even more no prizes for guessing what IT is.
who asked you to ask me to update. your fault.
therefore YOURS Gl-LY-WHILE-EMAUZ-IS-STILL-BEING-A-DICK-AND-STUDYING-TOO-HARD-FOR-PRELIMS-AND-O'S-AND-GOD-KNOWS-WHAT, JESSE.
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